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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>As simple as it gets</description><title>Random Scheiße</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @totallynotablogger)</generator><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"Black lesbian relationships pose little threat to ‘self-defined’ Black men and women secure in their..."</title><description>““Black lesbian relationships pose little threat to ‘self-defined’ Black men and women secure in their sexualities. But loving relationships among Black women do pose a tremendous threat to systems of intersecting oppressions. How dare these women love one another in a context that deems Black women as a collectivity so unlovable and devalued?””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt; Patricia Hill Collins (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://staying-true.tumblr.com/"&gt;staying-true&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/51075155264</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/51075155264</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 12:00:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>specialkchocolateydelight:

caliphorniaqueen:

“During the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c23f596dec61bf73e12e0c6cc4a95e2e/tumblr_mn2liovcaY1qabvoxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/73fc071c4a2045a6d2331b29cb1af371/tumblr_mn2liovcaY1qabvoxo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc74c7c71c27b089626dc6557e4458ed/tumblr_mn2liovcaY1qabvoxo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e64198abd24fd026a3732b8847d7f8c2/tumblr_mn2liovcaY1qabvoxo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://specialkchocolateydelight.tumblr.com/post/50905873821/caliphorniaqueen-during-the-civili-rights"&gt;specialkchocolateydelight&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://caliphorniaqueen.tumblr.com/post/50864515676"&gt;caliphorniaqueen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“During the civili rights struggle, Birmingham canceled high school prom for many black teenagers. This weekend, the dance went on for the Class of 1963”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/19/living/civil-rights-prom/index.html?hpt=hp_c2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/19/living/civil-rights-prom/index.html?hpt=hp_c2"&gt;http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/19/living/civil-rights-prom/index.html?hpt=hp_c2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The people who were teenagers during the Civil Rights Movement are still alive, y’all. Their lives were affected by blatant, government-sanctioned racism. It astounds me that people act like it was thousands of years ago. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/51075019817</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/51075019817</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:58:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Government assistance in America is invisible until black people receive it. Then it becomes..."</title><description>“Government assistance in America is invisible until black people receive it. Then it becomes racialized, demonized and stigmatized.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Melissa Harris-Perry and Karen Finney (paraphrased), commenting on a recent New York Times editorial wherein black farmers were all but vilified as ‘lazy takers’ who gamed the system —for winning an historic discrimination lawsuit against the USDA: &lt;a href="http://www.bfaa-us.org/pigford-v-glickman.html"&gt;Pigford v. Glickman&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://odinsblog.tumblr.com/"&gt;odinsblog&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/51074876938</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/51074876938</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:55:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed2642c335691ade1362a02101ddb694/tumblr_mn62ukWZBk1rpu8e5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pleasestopbeingsad.tumblr.com/post/51015243085/street-harassment-is-not-a-compliment"&gt;pleasestopbeingsad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Street harassment is not a compliment.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/51074854984</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/51074854984</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:55:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>trinitrent:

d0wj0nes:

white girl problems

Privilege.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/14b364f4c7dafb815a2bc782ea92d2bc/tumblr_mn6nphuGmv1ql5yr7o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/225af07241b8c59caaa691d413c480b0/tumblr_mn6nphuGmv1ql5yr7o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9db312e024a5fa21093bcfda2c55f7e6/tumblr_mn6nphuGmv1ql5yr7o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/86c3d6adf47ff94cff8b1b314d5289d0/tumblr_mn6nphuGmv1ql5yr7o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trinitrent.tumblr.com/post/51061430803/d0wj0nes-white-girl-problems-privilege"&gt;trinitrent&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://d0wj0nes.tumblr.com/post/51051461233/white-girl-problems"&gt;d0wj0nes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;white girl problems&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Privilege.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/51074619680</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/51074619680</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:50:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Where’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/feb68609431104760e466df8a0b311cf/tumblr_mn6fyniPFi1rnejk3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69826bdc63691aa52a7057ca040cb2d6/tumblr_mn6fyniPFi1rnejk3o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af3fed8e440f97f7eefc2acd530f5e8b/tumblr_mn6fyniPFi1rnejk3o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ccae846fe2896a710b035a3ae2a2f8af/tumblr_mn6fyniPFi1rnejk3o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a29719051ca339b8d1ea7342e0c98c56/tumblr_mn6fyniPFi1rnejk3o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66e33b1723636018fea9c9cffc9978ac/tumblr_mn6fyniPFi1rnejk3o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fcfd021c7d8a1f5062d6b9bc2f29abaa/tumblr_mn6fyniPFi1rnejk3o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0def086d7120bf5afb33c7670573964/tumblr_mn6fyniPFi1rnejk3o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed0ae3a1e1f265c00b2b0cddb3cb26ff/tumblr_mn6fyniPFi1rnejk3o9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8f20c3e40eeced1be8169b7acb2dd96/tumblr_mn6fyniPFi1rnejk3o10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Where’s @b_rockz_ &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://indianlatinoasianblack.tumblr.com/archive"&gt;&lt;a href="http://indianlatinoasianblack.tumblr.com/archive"&gt;http://indianlatinoasianblack.tumblr.com/archive&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/51074553514</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/51074553514</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:49:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>annette-thequiet:

we will be having non of your shit yahoo
you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b73fd10a8a7fb10ac20b15fca89dbc2b/tumblr_mn617pmSrU1r4xp1so1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7e523be274a12b5f487c0b2da77e983/tumblr_mn617pmSrU1r4xp1so2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://annette-thequiet.tumblr.com/post/51048337331/we-will-be-having-non-of-your-shit-yahoo-you-stay"&gt;annette-thequiet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;we will be having non of your shit yahoo&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you stay away from our porn &gt;:I&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/51074501422</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/51074501422</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:48:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"It features a peculiarly African-American twist on Marx’s and Engels’s observations about..."</title><description>“It features a peculiarly African-American twist on Marx’s and Engels’s observations about capitalism’s commodity-fetish effect—the transformation of a marketable object into a magical thing of desire. It is my belief that capitalism’s original commodity fetish was the Africans auctioned here as slaves, whose reduction from subjects to abstracted objects has made them seem larger than life and less than human at the same time. 
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
It is for this reason that the Black body, and subsequently Black culture, has become a hungered-after taboo item and a nightmarish bugbear in the badlands of the American racial imagination. Something to be possessed and something to be erased—an operation that explains not only the ceaseless parade of troublesome Black stereotypes still proferred and preferred by Hollywood (toms, coons, mammies, mulattoes, and bucks, in Donald Bogle’s coinage), but the American music industry’s never-ending quest for a white artist who can competently perform a Black musical impersonation: Paul Whiteman, Elvis Presley, the Rolling Stones, Sting, Britney Spears, ’N Sync, Pink, Eminem—all of those contrived and promoted to do away with bodily reminders of the Black origins of American pop pleasure.
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
It is with this history in mind that African-American performance artist Roger Guenveur Smith once posed the question: Why does everyone love Black music but nobody loves Black people?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Greg Tate, &lt;em&gt;Everything But the Burden&lt;/em&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wretchedoftheearth.tumblr.com/"&gt;wretchedoftheearth&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Greg Tate taught my Afro-Futurism class. it was something&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://likestepsonthemoon.tumblr.com/"&gt;likestepsonthemoon&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HOLY FUCKING HELL&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’ve been ranting about this for weeks, this is exactly the thing I needed to see for my thesis&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’m so happy right now&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://satanic2chainz.tumblr.com/"&gt;satanic2chainz&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50974794452</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50974794452</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 02:53:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can't be bothered to learn English" and "Mexicans are taking all our jobs". So, you're saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn't speak English, how bad at your job were you?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50974721596</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50974721596</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 02:51:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>receptiveapprehension:

klovers:

African American Female...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/35974de3e23c4ece3287325e4d713c14/tumblr_mn1q7v2sr51qc44lpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd9246153513b66bb8358fabfcf98025/tumblr_mn1q7v2sr51qc44lpo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e1bd3648ca23681e2e4f2264b1ee8fa/tumblr_mn1q7v2sr51qc44lpo3_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd913e83614e7825ac1ab0115f9ace4f/tumblr_mn1q7v2sr51qc44lpo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c4434146497214f64b3358109a9a127/tumblr_mn1q7v2sr51qc44lpo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1b3f071557d7eb2f37f6045c06a73b5/tumblr_mn1q7v2sr51qc44lpo6_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eec5522e619f2793fca43aebeecd6055/tumblr_mn1q7v2sr51qc44lpo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7c6c7aa3c1e122d8bef087534333f1e/tumblr_mn1q7v2sr51qc44lpo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://receptiveapprehension.tumblr.com/post/50887897624/klovers-african-american-female-biopics-diana"&gt;receptiveapprehension&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://klovers.tumblr.com/post/50836021138/african-american-female-biopics-diana"&gt;klovers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;African American Female Biopics:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Diana Ross &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Billie Holiday &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;“Lady Sings The Blues” &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Lynn Whitfield &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Josephine Baker &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;in&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;“The Story of Josephine Baker”&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Angela Bassett &lt;/strong&gt;as &lt;strong&gt;Tina Turner &lt;/strong&gt;in&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt; “What’s Love Got To Do With It” &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Halle Berry &lt;/strong&gt;as&lt;strong&gt; Dorothy Dandridge &lt;/strong&gt;in&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt; “Introducing Dorothy Dandridge”&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LOVE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50894582289</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50894582289</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 04:17:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Channeling Madonna</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f65cd182d2ad33a8710c91b8db73dc8/tumblr_mn2mz7ByyA1ql86xko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Channeling Madonna&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50866822739</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50866822739</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 20:35:31 -0400</pubDate><category>Rihanna</category><category>Madonna</category><category>Unapologetic</category><category>BedtimeStory</category><category>BedtimeStories</category><category>Erotica</category></item><item><title>graham-bailey:


i’m the king

I want to ride his face
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e58c0513ec50efff6190ce2eaf10042e/tumblr_mlwx2eYdI11spo02to1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/729cfe8b7b51d7d6497ee4530e146355/tumblr_mlwx2eYdI11spo02to2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42063536fd62ff03f1501e702e430378/tumblr_mlwx2eYdI11spo02to3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4fc65a0ac56c76521e539343b357b54c/tumblr_mlwx2eYdI11spo02to4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/20ed3dbf0e474d30ac171f840ffe4440/tumblr_mlwx2eYdI11spo02to5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/beca18386e53fbabfb7489c078ec9925/tumblr_mlwx2eYdI11spo02to6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c20152e46792119cabdf2678b5ae6d7/tumblr_mlwx2eYdI11spo02to9_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b585bd53cf4e3451d563e6bc5746363/tumblr_mlwx2eYdI11spo02to7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6278addfa00e9bdb27f62ad728be19c5/tumblr_mlwx2eYdI11spo02to8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://graham-bailey.tumblr.com/post/50792280742/im-the-king-i-want-to-ride-his-face"&gt;graham-bailey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;i’m the king&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want to ride his face&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50820536631</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50820536631</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 10:22:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>So then this happened and…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3be1dfaf0e76096af808ac3aabc3f6b6/tumblr_mmv985BCrX1rl3qvxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cbc960296a1098a36a80c9456d254c1d/tumblr_mmv985BCrX1rl3qvxo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So then this happened and…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50789622305</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50789622305</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 00:59:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>memoirsofanimperfectsagittarius:

pattilahell:

leedukes:

accide...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/532c97ec0f378387a0e30f35da3a5177/tumblr_mmwwcvRQo71qd3quqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d9a4f3d0e10107f204ec506718e6cb9/tumblr_mmwwcvRQo71qd3quqo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://memoirsofanimperfectsagittarius.tumblr.com/post/50752705103/pattilahell-leedukes-accidentalslut"&gt;memoirsofanimperfectsagittarius&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pattilahell.tumblr.com/post/50628280790"&gt;pattilahell&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leedukes.tumblr.com/post/50628199161/accidentalslut-dillonhilton-lsd"&gt;leedukes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://accidentalslut.tumblr.com/post/50627640266/dillonhilton-lsd-blaaargh-can-someone"&gt;accidentalslut&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dillonhilton.tumblr.com/post/50627328812/lsd-blaaargh-can-someone-make-kims"&gt;dillonhilton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://-lsd.tumblr.com/post/50626211801/blaaargh-can-someone-make-kims-pregnant-foot"&gt;-lsd&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blaaargh.org/post/50626024112/can-someone-make-kims-pregnant-foot-their-tumblr"&gt;blaaargh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Can someone make Kim’s pregnant foot their tumblr icon so I can giggle at it every day?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Holy shit is that professor klump&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I CANNOT.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No. Just no. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t understand…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is a horrible site…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50789566807</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50789566807</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 00:58:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>milky way</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/10e6cd60e98da992b71d7656a1a70f4c/tumblr_mmzvfq8R7Y1ql86xko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;milky way&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50724330420</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50724330420</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 08:45:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Don’t let people steal from your house.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/452e34a98f4af60da4ae225a1217be2b/tumblr_mmyce7LVOC1ql86xko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Don’t let people steal from your house.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50660313988</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50660313988</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 12:56:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Shelly Ann Fraser-Pryce (JAM)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df12d39521496fc7fc0e7d768aeaf3dd/tumblr_mmx2xroO711ql86xko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Shelly Ann Fraser-Pryce (JAM)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50615080656</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50615080656</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:34:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>grabyajimmie:

afrafemme:

skindeap:


8-inch chocolate penis...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7xqaQp571qjyasqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7xqaQp571qjyasqo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7xqaQp571qjyasqo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grabyajimmie.tumblr.com/post/50571307676/afrafemme-skindeap-8-inch-chocolate-penis"&gt;grabyajimmie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afrafemme.tumblr.com/post/50560023562/skindeap-8-inch-chocolate-penis-that-oozes"&gt;afrafemme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skindeap.tumblr.com/post/32847867803/8-inch-chocolate-penis-that-oozes-fondant"&gt;skindeap&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.unindecent.com/"&gt;United Indecent Pleasures&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;……..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now this is a penis cake&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50572083510</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50572083510</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 08:07:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>blackladyblue:

luvvdivine:

chescaleigh:

As we all know,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f61e5db9c6eb5e32f59026c523d22934/tumblr_mmvff76EXL1qz887do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/950a066fcf6949d1e811f90af7d4b71c/tumblr_mmvff76EXL1qz887do2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blackladyblue.tumblr.com/post/50552653433/luvvdivine-chescaleigh-as-we-all-know"&gt;blackladyblue&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://luvvdivine.tumblr.com/post/50552491389"&gt;luvvdivine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.franchesca.net/post/50551090253/as-we-all-know-tomorrow-is-scandals-season-2"&gt;chescaleigh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;As we all know, tomorrow is Scandal’s season 2 finale. To commemorate (and partly because we’re sick with worry) &lt;a href="http://awesomelyluvvie.com"&gt;Luvvie&lt;/a&gt; and I created #ScandalBINGO cards to help get us through the night without having a breakdown. Feel free to play along with us tomorrow night!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We are SO ready for Scandal Bingo tomorrow!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Printed out and ready to play!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50562084181</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50562084181</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 02:30:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Erykah Badu Interviews Kendrick Lamar</title><description>BADU: How do you choose chicks from backstage?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
LAMAR: How do I choose chicks from backstage?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BADU: Yeah, what is the protocol?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
LAMAR: I try not to. [laughs] I’m too scared. Anybody who knows me knows that I’m probably the most scared person when it comes to that because I’m so caught up in the act of sex, of something going crazy, going out of my control. I’m too paranoid.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BADU: [laughs] So you just pass?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
LAMAR: I’ve got to because I’ve seen a situation where it got totally out of hand, where something seemed so innocent, and now this person has got allegations on them. It spooked me. This was before my career really started, though—before any “Kendrick Lamar.” And that right there? It changed my whole perception about certain things. I’ll always keep that in the back of my head.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BADU: So who is your asshole-checker?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
LAMAR: Who is my what?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BADU: Your asshole-checker—the person in your crew or your family who let’s you know if you’re being a asshole.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
LAMAR: I have two, actually. [both laugh] But the main one is a friend of mine—a lady friend who has known me since high school. She has always been someone, since day one, who has said something whenever I’m an asshole, or also if I’m doin’ something positive—but more so when I’m out of my element.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BADU: What’s your favorite cereal?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
LAMAR: Fruity Pebbles. When people ask for my rider, they think I’m crazy: Fruity Pebbles, baked chicken, bottle of Hennessy, and some Polo socks.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BADU: What do you, as a man, envy about what it means to be a woman?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
LAMAR: There’s just a certain knowledge instilled in a woman. There are these things that women have that men just can’t grasp: the understanding of love; the understanding of being; having a certain type of care in your heart and knowing when to be compassionate; knowing how to be a confidante…&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BADU: That’s a good perspective. Something I envy that men have is that ability to grow a goatee. I think that’d be really hot on me.</description><link>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50544503278</link><guid>http://totallynotablogger.tumblr.com/post/50544503278</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 21:49:55 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
